Monday, August 29, 2011
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Joke04
Madam: Useless Maid!!! Why didn’t you come last week? And that too without informing me..??????
House Maid: Oye Madam.. I had updated my Facebook status as “Will be out of town for a week…”.
Sir knows. He even commented “Come soon... Miss U Dear!!"
Friday, August 26, 2011
Thursday, August 25, 2011
Joke03
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,"Well, I'll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"
The boy thought it over and said,"Well, I'll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Joke02
It was the usual muddy day in the country. The first grade teacher, 'Miss Brown', had just finished putting the 36th boot on the 18th pair of little feet and was anxious to finish the last pair so she could go to lunch.
The last pair of boots was for little Johnny.
Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Joke01
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.
Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence.
He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo.
A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Best Therapy -> Laughter :-D
Hello Friends!
I think this is very common to say that Laughter is the best medicine,Yet people find it difficult to even smile sometimes.This is only because they always fail to see the brighter side of their Life.For me Life is too serious to be serious so laugh and enjoy..:-)
Laughing is something which has no side affects,rather it make us forget all our worries.And laughing is the simplest job and above all its Absolutely Free !!
This is my small effort towards making you people laugh and to make this successful I need help from you people(Visitors)..Don't be shy to take active participation like you can also share your funny moments in life with us..
So lets laugh together and make others laugh too..:-D
I think this is very common to say that Laughter is the best medicine,Yet people find it difficult to even smile sometimes.This is only because they always fail to see the brighter side of their Life.For me Life is too serious to be serious so laugh and enjoy..:-)
Laughing is something which has no side affects,rather it make us forget all our worries.And laughing is the simplest job and above all its Absolutely Free !!
This is my small effort towards making you people laugh and to make this successful I need help from you people(Visitors)..Don't be shy to take active participation like you can also share your funny moments in life with us..
So lets laugh together and make others laugh too..:-D
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